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	<title>The Slow Bleed &#187; Urine or You&#8217;re Out</title>
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		<title>Urine or You&#8217;re Out&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Godfadr</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Urine or You're Out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Urine test to receive government money]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know who originally wrote this (it just showed up in my email box one day)&#8230;but I am having trouble finding fault in the thought process&#8230; &#8220;Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #551a8b; text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.theslowbleed.com/2008/12/02/urine-or-youre-out/"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-875" style="margin: 1px; border: 1px solid black;" title="spec" src="http://www.theslowbleed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/spec.jpg" alt="" width="285" height="200" /></a></span>I don&#8217;t know who originally wrote this (it just showed up in my email box one day)&#8230;but I am having trouble finding fault in the thought process&#8230;<span id="more-868"></span></p>
<p><em>&#8220;Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. </em></p>
<p><em>What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don&#8217;t have to pass a urine test. Shouldn&#8217;t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. </em></p>
<p><em>I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their BUTT, or laying on their back making babies, doing drugs, while I work. Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Guess we could title that program, &#8216;Urine or You&#8217;re Out&#8217;.</p>


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