Submitted to The Slow Bleed this week:
BREAKING NEWS ABOUT NATIONAL HEALTH PLAN
Democrats, realizing the success of the President’s “Cash For Clunkers” rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan.
President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reid are expected to make this major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal, which is named, “Cash for Codgers.”
“Cash for Codgers” works like this…
Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn in one old person. The amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts. [Read more...]
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