The Real Cereal Killer Revealed…

December 16, 2008 by Godfather · 15 Comments 

I think I have to turn my wife in. I am puzzled about what action to take or even what entity I am suppose to report her actions to. You see my cereal has been replaced. 

I am a sucker for sugar cereals. Not just for breakfast, they make an excellent afternoon snack. Lucky Charms is a good stand by. As is Captain Crunch. I have to give the edge to Lucky Charms because you can have three times as many bowls before you destroy the roof of your mouth (Captain Crunch is a killer in that department).

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Can Detroit Hire a Drug Lord?

December 15, 2008 by Godfather · Leave a Comment 

Let’s face it, we need help. Detroit needs someone with innovation. You know, someone with new ideas. Let’s take a bad guy, give him some legitimate responsibility and watch the automakers in Detroit sore (or surf) to new levels. 

My nomination?

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Humor: Pun Intended

December 13, 2008 by Godfather · Leave a Comment 

It seems fitting for Friday to be the day that I add these 18 puns to the web site…enjoy or groan at your leisure. 

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.

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Maybe I Shouldn’t be “Off the Grid”

December 8, 2008 by Godfather · 3 Comments 

“Get out of the rat race.” “Slow down a bit.” “Go to the country.” “Relax.” -  I don’t need any more suggestions thank you.

Tracy and I just got back from spending a week in the Blue Ridge Mountains and I, once again, learned I am not very good “getting away from it all.” I was looking for excuses to leave the cabin and head to one of the few towns within an hour drive. 

How bad am I?

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Buy a Toaster, Get a FREE Bank

December 5, 2008 by Godfather · 3 Comments 

Godfather Note: I really have nothing else to add other than I wonder how many toaster advertisements are going to show up on this page now! 

Urine or You’re Out…

December 2, 2008 by Godfather · 2 Comments 

I don’t know who originally wrote this (it just showed up in my email box one day)…but I am having trouble finding fault in the thought process…

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What I am Thankful For…

November 23, 2008 by Godfather · 7 Comments 

Given Thanksgiving is this week; I was going to make a list of things I was thankful for. I am sure the list would have included the obvious – health, family, and Captain Crunch with Crunchberries.

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