Even as we fight to recover, there is a lot of blamestorming* going around in Washington right now as to who was responsible for the economic downturn. The Democrats of course blame the Republicans and vice-versa.*(ok, not a real word, but I like it).

The AIG bailout is getting more and more representational of a monumental screw- up than a legitimate government assistance bailout.

If you remember, the government agreed in September to give $85 billion to faltering AIG to avoid a collapse in the economy (mmmm, how did that work out for you?).

Want a sure “sign” our National Debt is out of control? How about the fact we have outgrown the sign itself and run out of digits?

The Times Square sign was originally put up by Manhattan developer Seymour Durst in 1989 to draw attention to the growing debt. The amount then? $2.7 trillion.

As we have now surpassed $10 trillion, the “$” had to be changed to a “1.” They plan on updating the sign next year to add two more digits.

At the rate we are going, are you sure we only need to add two more digits?

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It failed in the House on Monday so today the Senate plans to try and rescue the $700 billion dollar bailout. Why don’t you try and rescue Scott Baio’s career while you are at it – it just isn’t gonna happen. 

The bailout is getting messier by the minute. The Senate thinks by throwing in a few “sweeteners” the Republicans and Democrats who were against the plan will now throw all in. 

So what $@&! is getting thrown in? 

Increase the FDIC insurance cap from $100,000 to $250,000. Forgive me if I don’t bother scouring documents to verify this…but I am going to guess that most people don’t have $10,000 cash in the bank let alone over the current $100,000 FDIC insurance level. So who would that help…wait a minute…maybe some fat cat lobbyists or political officials worried about the economy?! 

Additionally in the “sweeteners” is relief from the Alternative Minimum Tax and Renewable Energy Incentives. 

Here is my favorite part… 

Also included? The “Mental Health Parity” provision, which would require health insurance companies to cover mental illness. Yea, I guess some high level executives are a little depressed right now. 

The vote won’t happen until “Sundown” in observance of Rash Hashanah – I have to say, I hope this is the second knockout of the week. It needs to be done right…and without all this other crud thrown in. 

Update: Well, it passed. Want to see it before it goes back to the House? And you have got to check out the “Pork Additives!” 

Taking inspiration from Renaissance Guy I decided to make my own list of things the government can buy from me. Obviously they are in a big spending mood lately

You may have missed it and that was probably intentional – it was buried in most newspapers on Sunday. Late Saturday the Senate passed (78-12) a $634 billion dollar measure to keep the government going through the next budget year (which begins on Wednesday). 

Everyone is so distracted by the $700 billion bailout proposal (expected to pass today) no one really noticed the government was out of money (so much in fact that we had to borrow $500 billion from China). So where does some of this newly printed (and approved) money go? 

$25 billion will go to automakers in taxpayer-subsidized loans. 

$488 billion will go to the department of defense (on top of the $70 billion already approved for operations in Iraq and Afghanistan). 

$23 billion in emergency aid for victims of recent hurricanes and floods. 

$6.6 billion for “pet projects” in numerous states. 

The White House spokesperson said this “puts the United States on step closer to ending our dependence on foreign sources of energy.” 

Excuse me? 

Yes the Senate is lifting a ban on offshore drilling and opening up a huge reserve of shale oil in the west, but that is not where any of the $634B goes. 

As if that was not enough…the big weekend did not end there…

The House also approved a pact that would allow the U.S. to provide nuclear materials to India.

I should never check the news on the weekend…

Yesterdays meeting over the proposed bailout turned into a playground brawl. Macaroni was thrown in the lunchroom and some politicians were given swirlies in the restroom. Ok, maybe not to that extent but it is how I picture it in my mind. 

The Democrats say they reached bipartisan agreement, the Republicans are not so sure. Obama and McCain were present and I don’t think anybody on the road missed them. 

Far from solved, some of the issues are far reaching and cross the line to new ground. 

For starters, I am very interested in the draft that would require limits on compensation for the executives participating in the bailout. Yes, you heard right, they are considering limiting excessive “golden parachutes” for the executives that ran the failing companies. I hope it did not take “America’s Best” to figure that one out – unless of course some of the politicians are on payroll. 

Why on earth would you not limit the compensation? How about you limit it to say…ZERO. If the companies go under (without the help of taxpayer money) I suspect their current golden parachutes would fail to open under any circumstance – so why should the taxpayers fund any of it? 

Another point is whether, going forward, bankruptcy judges will be able to modify mortgage terms. Although perhaps seeming good for the consumer on the surface, these newly structured loans go back to pay…well, us. Good luck finding any lender in the future if the courts can go in and change the terms at any time. 

The upside? 

It appears they are not looking at dropping $700 billion all at once. The draft calls for Congress to make $250 billion available with another $100 billion on standby. 

Why the delay? 

Well, I would like to think it is because some people in DC are coming to their senses; that taxpayers bailing out private companies might not be a good thing. In reality I am going to guess the Treasury just can’t print money that quick without jamming up the machine.