Stop sending me e-mails that tell me to boycott Exxon, Mobile, or 7-11 in hopes that a “mass walkout” would force them to lower the price of gas. Trust me, their powers far outweigh our ability to not consume gas. 

While we are at it… 

Bill Gates/Microsoft/AOL are not giving cash away (even if the e-mail says “I got a check”). 

Chevy’s, Denny’s, and Burger King are not giving away free food for “clicking here.” 

You cannot travel around the world for free if you “sign up” now. 

The Nigerian, the Orphane, and the Daughter of a Sheik do not have $168 billion they need to wire to your bank account (no matter how much they say they “trust” you).

Similarly, no one who has a mine of diamonds needs your help. 

A tooth left in Coke overnight does not dissolve. 

You don’t get more gas for your money if it is cold (the tanks are under ground!). 

And one that you probably didn’t know… 

Mr. Ed was not really a horse. He was a Zebra (which, when shooting in black and white, no one could tell). 

There…that should free up a few billion e-mails on the net each week.

Now, forward this blog to 10 friends..

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