It is a Scam, Now Stop Emailing Me…

Stop sending me e-mails that tell me to boycott Exxon, Mobile, or 7-11 in hopes that a “mass walkout” would force them to lower the price of gas. Trust me, their powers far outweigh our ability to not consume gas. 

While we are at it… 

Bill Gates/Microsoft/AOL are not giving cash away (even if the e-mail says “I got a check”). 

Chevy’s, Denny’s, and Burger King are not giving away free food for “clicking here.” 

You cannot travel around the world for free if you “sign up” now. 

The Nigerian, the Orphane, and the Daughter of a Sheik do not have $168 billion they need to wire to your bank account (no matter how much they say they “trust” you). [Read more...]

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