What the heck?! It turns out, running full speed at each other, and colliding heads, is not good for the brain? Who knew?
This has to be one of the most amazing scientific breakthroughs in some time!
Due to a coalition of highly intelligent people, we are now able to ascertain that smashing heads might have a detrimental impact on overall brain function.
As dozens of players in the NFL line up to sue the NFL for not letting them know the dangers of playing football, I think their parents should be there as well (to pay any checks).
Come one. This is just another way to clean out the shallow end of the gene pool.
Here is a tip..
“Stop warning the stupid people and let natural selection do its work!”
Don’t get my wrong, I love Football. But you have to know that hitting people hurts. Right?…right?
We probably should warn some other sports enthusiasts about their current plight.
Sky Divers…you really can’t fly.
Scuba Divers…you really can’t breath under water.
NASCAR….really? Only left turns? One guy goes right…splat!
Did I miss anyone?