Taking inspiration from Renaissance Guy I decided to make my own list of things the government can buy from me. Obviously they are in a big spending mood lately, with the bailout and the new fiscal year budget, so some of my stuff must be in high demand.
Here is what I am willing to sell to the Government during this bailout…
- Two broken PC Computers
- One-half box of Lucky Charms
- 210 Data CD’s (don’t know what is on them)
- 43 VHS Tapes (including Howard the Duck)
- Original Sony Walkman (broken)
- One-half bar of Toblerone
- One Franklin Mint Plate (faded)
- 3 Dozen Golf Balls
- One-Half Box of Lego’s
- One Black Jump Suit (please don’t ask)
- 2 packs of gum(?)
- One Scooby Do Lunch Box (should get a good price for this)
- Something in the Tupperware in the Fridge
- Two Puzzles (pieces missing)
- Two Dilbert Calendars
- One Paintball Gun
- Six Old Cell Phones
- Three “Idiots Guide to…” Books (you might need these in Washington).
Fine, I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~Godfadr
I’ll put in a bid on the 1/2 box of Lucky Charms (i’m a sucker for cereal with marshmallows), the paintball gun (live in the hoods of suburbia, I might need some home defense!), and the 3 “Idiot’s Guide to..” books for my presidential run (hopefully the opposition doesnt get wind of my great knowledge gleened from these)!
Ummm I meant Lucky CHARDS, not near as good as the dreamy marshmallow cereal. You are still welcome to them – “For that long-lasting chard flavor!”
You’ll have to take that half box of Lucky Charms off the list. The teenager finished it for breakfast….but the empty box is still there on the shelf.
I’ll take the half box of legos…….maybe I can build myself a nice safe AND free place to call my own….LOL