The Systematic Draining of America's Economy, Culture, and Pride.
No, I have not started to draw a comic called Dog House Diaries. Yes, I am passing on the comic strip (and site) of some pretty cool guys who are.
People, meet Ray, Will, and Raf.
In real life they probably don’t look like stick figures – but frankly, I have not ruled it out.
Anyway, click on the comic and give their site a spin.
What? Are you still reading this? Click on the damn comic strip already!
I am not going to say “Siri knows everything,” but it is a start…
I am afraid I don’t understand the whole “Occupy Wall Street” thing…
Someone help me out. What is it that [Occupy] people want?
I mean, I love the passion, but corporations play within a set of rules they are given (for the most part).
Apparently we don’t want corporations to make money, but we still want them to employ lots of people.
Got insight? Leave a comment below…
Here is a list of some of my favorite Cyber Monday Holiday Jokes and Quotes (also good for Facebook Status Updates):
“If I don’t buy my kids a new babysitter (Playstation 3), I can’t go to the bar every night.”
“At least with Cyber Monday I can avoid last years dressing room carnage. Guy in he next booth over said, ‘Hey, there’s no toilet paper in here!’
“It is impossible to put M&M’s on layaway via online. Sheesh.”
“Online shopping sucks. It is a lot harder to shove a 70-year-old out of the way on the way to a $2 waffle iron deal.”
“If I shop online on Cyber Monday I won’t’ need my Pepper Spray.”
“I am skipping Cyber Monday and praying for the safe return of Thanksgiving day turkeys. Did you know turkeys have fingernails by 6 weeks in utero? Save the turkeys!”
“Santa had it right. Visit family once a year.”
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
You can avoid this on Cyber Monday…
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma’am. You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
And lastly, why you don’t order food items online…
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” he stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Have any others? Share them in the comments!
Here is a list of some of my favorite Thanksgiving Day Quotes (also good for Facebook Status Updates):
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. ~Johnny Carson
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? —- One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off? —- Because the buckle was on his hat!
Everyday is like Thanksgiving for me…People always give me “The Bird” and tell me to “Stuff It!”
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. ~ Jon Stewart
You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave. ~ Dylan Brody
When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat. ~ David Letterman
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. ~ Phyllis Diller
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. ~ Jay Leno
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. ~ Irv Kupcinet
I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.
Thanksgiving. Not a good day to be my pants.
Happy Thanksgiving and feel free to add any new ones in the comments!
Godfadr Note: Would love to link directly to whomever created this illustration. Let us know!
What better way to celebrate the Occupy Wall Street movement than with a Pancake Social?
The Occupy Wall Street protesters are celebrating on Thursday to mark the start of the movement two months ago.
This week they are planning a “Shut Down Wall Street” breakfast?
Wow. Really?
I actually have to wonder what will be served.
Starbucks Coffee?
McDonald’s Egg McMuffins?
Maybe Einstein’s Bagels or Dunkin Donuts?
Maybe this will prompt the spark they need to…
a) Realize the irony of their movement and
b) Get a Life
As I write this I am watching the latest video released from CNN about the planned breakfast.
These misguided (or should I say “misdirected”) hard-core protestors lucky enough to be interviewed on camera were sporting such items as iPods, Blackberry’s, Laptops, Ray-Ban Sunglasses, GAP Sweatshirts, and lots of other creature comforts people built and sold to them.
Yea, F**K those damn corporations, the jobs they create, and all this really cool stuff I am not willing to give up for my cause.
Iphone And Siri To Solve Economic Crisis
I always thought Apple was ahead of the game. It is also no surprise that Siri has her [virtual] finger on the pulse of the economy.
Now, we just need to order 25,000 iPhones and put them in the hands of virtual politicians. Oh wait, there is that whole “skylab” thing huh?
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