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	<title>Comments on: Warning: Don’t Read This Blog Entry!*</title>
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	<description>The Systematic Draining of America's Economy, Culture, and Pride.</description>
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		<title>By: Hot Dogs May Kill: Kids Need to Be Warned? &#124; The Slow Bleed</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hot Dogs May Kill: Kids Need to Be Warned? &#124; The Slow Bleed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Feel free to make up your own &#8220;warnings&#8221; below. Sheesh, I hate warning labels almost more than I hate asterisks*. [...]</description>
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		<title>By: mike lovell</title>
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		<dc:creator>mike lovell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahem I tend to disagree*

I find that ducks can&#039;t be that hard to open.  The not so easy part is chasing down the duck, catching him and holding him still so that you may open the duck.  Slippery little bastards are faster than they look!


*the disagreement noted above strictly references the duck-opening ability, not the overall point.  Just in case you were too busy trying to figure out optimum pouring temps for coffee in your lap, or busy blow drying your hair in the tub to not notice where the exact disagreement occurred. That will be all now.  No, really, you can go away now.</description>
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<p>I find that ducks can&#8217;t be that hard to open.  The not so easy part is chasing down the duck, catching him and holding him still so that you may open the duck.  Slippery little bastards are faster than they look!</p>
<p>*the disagreement noted above strictly references the duck-opening ability, not the overall point.  Just in case you were too busy trying to figure out optimum pouring temps for coffee in your lap, or busy blow drying your hair in the tub to not notice where the exact disagreement occurred. That will be all now.  No, really, you can go away now.</p>
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