People have been scouring the earth to determine that real value of twitter. Clearly Paris Hilton and massive get-rich-tweets are not the answer. But now, the solution has arrived…
Your dog can now tweet.
Using a device that attaches to the dogs collar, it tweets 500 preloaded twitter phrases each time the dog moves. With phrases like…
“I bark because I miss you. There I said it. Now hurry home.”
“It’s hard to tweet when you’re all paws.”
“It’s not the catching of the tail, it’s the chase”
So how does it work? Who cares? (ok, it hooks up to your wi-fi account and I suppose fido needs his own twitter account so you can get the play-by-play of your dogs day). Mattel needs to add some real phrases to make it interesting…
“Just ate your favorite pillow”
“Sorry about the carpet, but you should not have stayed late at work.”
“Guess what I’m licking right now?”
“New Poodle moved in next door…I am soooo going to hit that!”
In any case, cats around the world are probably already starting their protest movement. Then again, since the tweets are only triggered by movement, the cats twitter account would just be “WTF, I am asleep, get a life.”
So, what tweet would you like to see from your pet?
Fine, I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~Godfadr
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