I don’t mean that using automobile turn signals should be optional. I just figured since less the 30 percent of the population uses them, why pay for them?
I guess turn signals are just too tough to operate nowadays with simultaneously needing to suck down a double latte while text messaging your friend about who got kicked off ego-bruising island. 
Heck, while we are at it, let’s add a few more things to the “options list” you could leave off your next car purchase:
- Spare tire — Unless it is a game on the latest PlayStation®, no one will know how to change it anyway.
- Radio speakers — iPod headphones work just fine — block out the screams of pedestrians.
- Steering wheel – You are all over the road anyway — does the steering wheel help?
- Headlights – On when they don’t need to be; off when you need them — did you think all those people flashing you were warning you of upcoming cops?
- Ashtray — That is what you use the road for, right?
Lastly, I would like everyone’s cell phone number to be the same as his or her license plate. That way I could call them and tell them to get off the road…
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I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~ Godfather
The bigger the car, the more you don’t have to use signals. Also, the nicer the car, the more you can park where ever you want!
Well, if you quit putting lights on the car, how are they supposed to break down and allow the poice to pull you over and give you a ticket? LOL
LOL – Actually them NOT being on probably helps cops identify Drunk Drivers from a distance (I will defer to one of the several cops that come to this site for verification)…
Actually ashtrays are quite useful and even non-smokers like them for keeping change in or small bits of paper. And now, there are no more ashtrays in cars unless you PAY for it. But they still have cigarette lighters?
I don’t have a cell phone so good luck trying to call me if you see me on the road………….LOL