I could be mistaken, but I think the world has run out of milk, and we are operating on mild reserves. The government just doesn’t want us to panic.
When I was a kid, there was one kind of mild — whole milk. That was it. OK, there was chocolate milk, but that was just whole milk infused with sugar goodness.
It wasn’t healthy by today’s standards — I think it clogged arteries or something to that effect for a short period of time (probably the same reason we could not swim for 30 minutes after eating).
Some time later came “half milk” (whatever the heck that was), non-fat, 2 percent, 1 percent, and skim. Each version with less and less “milk” by volume than the previous iteration.
See, they are weaning us all down to water — they are out of milk. They have been slowly getting us used to the taste of water — in bottles. That is where the real money is going to be.
We are going to have to keep an eye on this. You see, this way, once we get used to the taste of no milk, they can slowly start selling us bottled water and make a killing…..hey, wait a minute…
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ROFL – With water coming out of my nose…
Very Funny Taffy – I should have thought of that for the close. ROFLWWCOOMN
Makes sense, especially with the soy milk craze. Between that and lab grown meat, it makes one wonder, just what do we have planned for cows?
I agree with you about the milk thing. We have too many choices in this world right now. Just look at the magazine aisle in any supermarket — way too many choices! There are too many chiefs and not enough indians nowadays.
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What about Chocolate Milk? We are not running out of that are we?
I read somewhere that the chocolate cow was being classified as an endangered species…
Ever notice how many of the companies are bottling tap water. You have Evian…spelled backwards is “Naive”. A recent editorial from the local Des Moines Register paper stated that someone should’ve bottled a competitor’s water under the name Diputs. I’m sure you can reverse the letters to get the idea of what they think of us consumers!