First off, apologies for not giving credit to whomever originally wrote these Puns (no clue who did). Secondly, apologies to those that read them…
The roundest knight at Kings round table was Sir Cumference.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes in-verse.
In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
Feel free to add your own in the comments section!
Fine, I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~Godfadr
OMG THANK YOU!!!! I so needed a good laugh! All this “serious financial crisis” has me pulling my hair out, yelling at television sets, etc………..hehehehehe
Those were real groaners, but compared to the news these days, they were hysterical!
Thanks again for the laugh!
Godfather Added: You are very welcome…reading them did the same thing for me the other day…certainly worth sharing!