Yea, it was me. I invented the Internet. Forget the Al Gore crud, or the rumors it started in the back rooms of some universities. Nope. It was me.
Sure I was way ahead of myself. I was three-years-old at the time, still trying to refine my communication skills (let alone the whole bathroom thing).
I observed how lame adults were at communicating with each other; let alone a child. Cleary something needed to be done.
In retrospect I should have made a few things different. Perhaps the creation of the Internet by a three-year-old boy may not have set the best foundation for mature growth. Short attention span, the need for continual attention and recognition, and, of course wanting to see what women looked like naked (ok, maybe not at three, but it probably was not far behind).
In any case, I apologize. I take it all back.
I think at this point my two favorite Internet sites are…
For those that want the best site on the whole web…
http://www.theemperorsnewwebsite.com/
After you have seen the best site on the Internet…
http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/
Happy Birthday Internet!
Despite not turning out the way I hoped, you are still family.
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I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~ Godfather
Loved the links!!