Ok, not sure who came up with this, but it makes sense to me!
Redneck Home Security System
1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.
2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.
3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.
4. Leave note on your door: “Bubba: Me & Jolene went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don’t mess with the dogs; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don’t think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all 4 of em in the house just in case. Better wait outside. Be right back!”
Fine, I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~Godfadr
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