You ever wondered why there are no more alien abductions or UFO sightings? In the 60’s and 70’s you couldn’t turn around without a new story of someone lucky enough to have a camera on hand to spot the extraterrestrial visitor.
Not only were aliens the subject of every other B movie, “real” people were getting plucked out of their homes and flown up to the mother ship for “observation” on a daily basis.
Now that every technological device has a camera built in and we have more media magazines available at grocery store checkouts to print stories; where are the aliens?
The fact of the matter is back in 1992 they issued a confidential “For Your Eye Only” inter-galactic memo that has recently fallen into our hands at theslowbleed.com.
After painstaking work (and a sleeve of Thin Mints) here is the translation…
Star date 28.219.0 [November 1992]
Attention Galaxy,
We are officially ending our 1200-year evaluation of planet UHLU83 [Earth]. Frankly, the planet is pretty screwed up.
That is all,
Department of Observations and Acquisitions.
P.S. Kurt Cobain married Courtney Love – this won’t end well.
Fortunately for us, celebrities with low morals and politicians that are clueless are able to fill the magazines for now.
Fine, I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~Godfadr
If I saw this country I would keep flying by too.
Have to find a world with more winding curves and less straight-aways.
Haha, awesome. What do you mean the aliens aren’t interested in our planet? Don’t they like toasty warm temperatures and increasingly turbulent weather patterns?