No time to go through the trouble of cooking up bacon but find few options to get that big dose of bacon into your blood stream?
Well, the folks at J & D’s said, “We started with a customer request to make “spreadable bacon, namely mayonnaise.”
As Americans we have a never-ending quest to efficiently get crud into our bodies. I suppose until we have the ability to legally shoot Crisco directly into our veins we will have to settle for little gems like this.
Now somehow I just know that someone is searching the Internet actually trying to find, and order, this product. I certainly don’t want to stand in the way of your gastronomical freedoms (to order, go here.)
I would be remiss if I didn’t pass its nutritional value…
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I would be laughing right now if I wasn’t already nauseous before reading the article. Sadly, I do know more than one person who would actually use this product.
I saw John Stewart on the Daily Show sample this product on a pancake-wrapped sausage on a stick……he was pretty quick to spit it out, and then proclaim to the makers of bacconaise…that despite numerous mentions of the product on the show, not to send any more!
Now, I love bacon AND mayonaise; and while I will put mayo on a BLT, I don’t even have to taste this one to know I’d be ill……………………just looking at the picture churns my stomach. EEEWWWWW
I’ll stick with the real thing thank you very much. And if I can’t be bothered cooking it, then I’ll go without.
Excuse me while I go take something to settle my tummy now………..LOL
Australia fired the first shot across our bow with their Vegamite…And obviously, American ingenuity led to our ability to bring to market something that has got to be equally as disgusting!! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!!
LMAO
But you can eat unlimited amounts on the ATKINS diet……..