What? Is that all you got?
Forget what caused the battle in the first place (an argument over whether one was sitting too close to the other). One thing led to another and well, one guy stabs the other guy with a pen and is hauled off by police.
What a missed opportunity!
I mean this could have been a great reenactment of the bar scene in Star Wars
No lightsaber or photon death ray? What about some vaporizer you have been working on in your mother’s basement for the last 10 years as kids threw snowballs at you – always knowing one day you would have your revenge?
You could have stabbed him with some “hi-tech” pen only found in Bruce Wayne’s cave. Or an invisible pen that you developed as a recluse on some island prison somewhere.
Sheesh, center stage at the big comic convention with Stan Lee
Damn, it was probably just a free hotel pen as well.
Fine, I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~Godfadr
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