Ok, I am confused. There is actually a Major League Eating (MLE) organization? Furthermore, their prize eater – Kobayashi – was just arrested at an eating event?
I had to find out more…
The reason “why” he was arrested ended up being pretty boring (essentially he got on stage at an event he was not “authorized” by the MLE to enter). Boring!
So, I am going to have to embellish the situation a bit more.
“Kobayashi Arrested for Stuffing his Pants with Hot Dogs”
No, that won’t work…
“Kobayashi Arrested for Stomach Replacement Surgery.”
oooh, that might work…
News Wire: In a time where baseball players and cyclists are shooting performance drugs, the last thing a major* sport needed was another fallen sports hero.
*It has to be “major” it is in their title.
In a bazaar turn of events a French doctor has stepped forward to reveal that he did stomach replacement surgery on nine of the worlds top eaters.
Each of the individual stomachs was replaced with the popular Peruvian cow stomach (known for the ability to eat large quantities of hot dogs, donuts, and pie in single sitting).
The investigation is ongoing but apparently the Golden Coral All-You-Can-Eat Buffet is looking into scanners to be placed at the doors to determine if someone enters with this rare, but costly, stomach.
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