Internet Crashes Resulting in Productivity…

At 12:25pm EST the World Wide Web (also known as the Internet) crashed for 43 minutes resulting in productivity throughout the nation.

People were forced to go outside and see what was described as “a big ball of fire in the sky.” 

Clarence Milford said, “I wasn’t sure what to do at first. I just stared at the blank screen. Then it occurred to me, I needed to mow the lawn.” 

Tommy Bindman cried, “It was the worst time of my life…I had to actually talk to people in person.”

Sarah Krigowski said, “There he was…he just came out of his room.” Referring to her teenager that was reported missing in 2007. 

The Internet resumed just after 1:00pm (EST) and, within minutes, order in the universe was restored.

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  1. Mike Lovell says:

    LMAO…..I left to get my paycheck and go to the bank apparently right before this all happened….

    The internet must’ve been protesting my absence during the daylight hours that it has become accustomed to. Sorry people, my fault!

  2. OH DAMN, I missed it!!!! ROFLMAO

  3. Rachel says:

    I didn’t know it was so widespread. I was pretty mad but then realized I had a to-do list that I hadn’t touched in days. My husband was pretty glad to see clean socks in his drawer when he got home.

  4. Mike says:

    and my production stats went through the roof tonight…

  5. Lee says:

    Only 43 minutes? Too bad it wasn’t longer

  6. Mike Lovell says:

    You’ve been tagged….see my blog, copy and paste it to yours with you information!

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