Do Polar Bears Deserve Protection? Not If You Read The Far Side…

The federal court ruled today that the Bush administration must decide by mid-May whether polar bears deserve protection. This is being billed as a “huge victory” for the polar bear. 

Not exactly sure what kind of protection they are looking for… 

Better health care? 

To be a continued force in the “bear” market? 

Or do they need “protection” in the sense that they are being bullied for lunch money? 

Having read too many Far Side cartoons in the past, I find it difficult not to manifest a twisted opinion of bears in general (thanks, Gary). Sure, go ahead and try not to think about the one with the igloo. 

Whatever the case, I sure hope they get this resolved soon. Of all the news I could have found today…and this showed up on the TOP of a random news search. 

I knew all along that environmentalists controlled the Internet. 

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  1. Taffy says:

    It is global warming. If we would stop polluting the environment these beautiful animals would survive.

  2. BlueSky says:

    So…you figured out we control the internet huh?

  3. Godfather says:

    Kind of figured all along…just in denial.

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