Disclaimer: First off, I am not a Dentist and I have never played one on TV (or any movies for that matter). So my dental skills are limited to listening to my ipod while someone cleans my teeth and talks incessantly about Matt Lauer.
I do have a Facebook account and I am trying to understand the method of which I am targeted by advertisers. Most are pretty harmless but this one kind of threw me off, but then again, I am also intrigued.
Should I currently be a dentist or is this my opportunity to offer theslowbleed readers some supplemental dental coverage courtesy of yours truly?
I do have some space in the basement and I do have something that could work as a dental chair.
I am not sure what to do about anesthesia.
I have gasoline for the lawn mower and some hydrogen peroxide – just not sure if they would work or if there is a “safe” mixture I should adhere to. Perhaps the Dental Implant course comes with a quick course on anesthesia?
Ok, I am game. Who is up first?
UPDATE 2/28/10: OK, now the advertisements are getting even creepier.
Fine, I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~Godfadr
I believe most household cleaners, if you get it in concentration soak it up with a rag and cover their breathing holes (for those of you who don’t play a doctor on the internet, that is the technical medical term for nose and mouth), you can knock someone out pretty easily. Anesthesia DONE!
should you go intot he dental prosthetics business, since most will be one-time customers, and some might have a really bad reaction to ammonia you more or less chloroformed them with, I’d ask for payment up front.
Mike,
Your anesthesia recipe sounds similar to Crytal Meth. I think I’d go the whiskey to drink,a bullet to bite and a rag to wipe up the mess. Orrrrr maybe rum like the old Pirates of the Carribean.
I do agree that it is a very good recomendation to collect the payment in advance