Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Intaxication (v.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Masocashism (adj): Pain gained from personally giving bailout money to companies that will still fail in the end.
The first two I read somewhere; I made up the third. Feel free to add your own in “Comments“

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