Apparently the idea of lowering taxes has escaped Mayor Gonzola Navarette Munuz who will have physician’s hand out Viagra to older patients that request the pill. It is also no coincidence elections are coming soon, and Mayor Navarette is hoping for another term. 
Whether this move is enough to get him re-elected remains to be seen. The response to the Mayor’s new plan in Chile has been favorable among older men, not so much among the women.
But what about here in the states?
Perhaps Chile is ahead of the curve and we can look forward to new campaign tactics here in the US before November. Both camps could consider the following to gain American votes…
- Free Krispy Kreme Mondays
- A new episode of American Idol each night
- A new Ford “Earth Destroyer 2009” in every garage
- Unlimited “nights” and “weekends” for NY state senators
- Force McDonalds to bring back the “Supersize” menu
- Nationwide ban on anything associated with Paris Hilton
Nevermind…we probably have a better chance getting Viagra.
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I’d actually put that nationwide ban on Britney Spears as well.
I agree…Britney Spears should be added to the list…Thanks!
Any candidate that offers American Idol on a greater access, not only will I not vote for them, but I would advocate for them to be committed to Death Row’s fast track! As for Krispy Kremes, I prefer donuts with substance, not light wisps of bread pumped up by a lot of air and coated with way too much glaze!
I question anyones patriotism that doesn’t love a grease fille krispy cream. You sir can not be an American.
Excuse me, Comrade, but Dunkin Donuts, heck even CASEY’S donuts are far better than any Krispy Kreme I’ve ever tasted. As a rentacop, and unofficial mascot of the mini-donut eating championships of greater Iowa, I think I’d be the one to know.
No love for when the Red Light comes on at Krispy Kreme and the glazed donuts are so soft the sugar goes straight into your veins?
My veins run of nothing more than sugar and caffeine…the sugar and glaze itself isnt the issue, the issue is, a Krispy Kreme glazed donut actually has more glaze than donut. IF you don’t believe me, compare the mass of each. I like my cake donuts. If I eat, I want something of substance. A caseys cake donut vs a Krispy Kreme donut is like trying to fill yourself with a steak vs an egg!
Yea! Let them eat CAKE!
(or nothing)