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	<title>Comments on: Buy a Toaster, Get a FREE Bank</title>
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	<description>The Systematic Draining of America's Economy, Culture, and Pride.</description>
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		<title>By: Lynda F</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lynda F</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t need a new toaster...................but I could use a new Microwave.........LOL

OH and you can keep the bank, just give me a free appliance..........hehehe</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t need a new toaster&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.but I could use a new Microwave&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;LOL</p>
<p>OH and you can keep the bank, just give me a free appliance&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.hehehe</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Lovell</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike Lovell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:03:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Might that not be counterproductive?  I mean sure, I need a new toaster anyways, but if i pick up one of those banks, might my not having an important name keep me from getting any of that precious bailout money and send me spiraling into even bigger debt than I have now??
Well, I suppose I could grant myself a quick raise and retire in style....but could I, as awesome as I am, escape some sort of corporate jail scheme in waiting?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Might that not be counterproductive?  I mean sure, I need a new toaster anyways, but if i pick up one of those banks, might my not having an important name keep me from getting any of that precious bailout money and send me spiraling into even bigger debt than I have now??<br />
Well, I suppose I could grant myself a quick raise and retire in style&#8230;.but could I, as awesome as I am, escape some sort of corporate jail scheme in waiting?</p>
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		<title>By: DavidD</title>
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		<dc:creator>DavidD</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 19:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can I get a blender? I really don&#039;t need a toaster but I could use a blender and a couple banks. Are there any car company coupons yet?</description>
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