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	<description>The Systematic Draining of America's Economy, Culture, and Pride.</description>
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		<title>Where is my Ferrari and Job in Hawaii?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I found a journal the other day. Mostly pointless ramblings by a much younger version of me, but there were certainly some clear “items” that I should have experienced by now.
For starters, I was supposed to be enjoying a lucrative private detective career on Oahu Island; driving around a Ferrari and living life with my [...]


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		<title>Happy Anniversary DotCom Bubble Burst!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not that the headline gives it away, but today marks the 10-year anniversary of the DotCom bust. So who were my favorites and how much cash did they burn through?
Flooz.com – Pushed by Whoopi Goldberg, it was meant as an online currency to replace credit cards. The Loss? $35 Million (not counting late fees).
Boo.com – [...]


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		<title>Handsome Man&#8217;s Club</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I searched for something to write about this morning, most of the news was fairly depressing &#8211; just not how I want to move forward on this blog (or my week for that matter). 
I came across Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s Handsome Men&#8217;s Club video (thanks Claire). Other than being a cameo appearance extravaganza, it is [...]


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		<title>What Really Killed the Dinosaurs?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To (finally) end the long-time debate, scientists meeting this month have agreed on what killed the dinosaurs. Before agreeing on the evidence, the scientific community was split between seven sound theories…
•	Smoking
•	Any Film with Paris Hilton
•	Natural Tofu
•	Hostess Snowballs
•	Meteor Collision
•	Cheese from a Can
•	Silly String in Eyes
In the end, scientist agreed the “Meteor Collision” had the soundest evidence; [...]


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		<link>http://www.theslowbleed.com/humor/what-really-killed-the-dinosaurs/</link>
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		<title>John Lennon&#8217;s New Car Commerial</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So many people are upset about the John Lennon car commercial you would think they have shrines set up in their closets and voodoo dolls of Sean and Yoko burning in a dish.
Posting on Twitter, Sean Lennon said the ad was  &#8220;not for money&#8221; but was intended to keep his father &#8220;out there in the [...]


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		<title>Newlywed Couple Spends 1st Night Together in Jail</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From the newswire: A newlywed couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom.
Police told the Cape Cod Times that 22-year-old Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene tried Monday to run over the other woman and the woman&#8217;s son in a parking lot. [...]


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		<link>http://www.theslowbleed.com/culture/newlywed-couple-spends-1st-night-together-in-jail/</link>
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		<title>Budweiser Wins in Poor Economy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, here is a surprise. People drink in a poor economy.
When people are depressed or undergoing financial hardships, they drink. Who would have thought?
My proof? Anheuser-Busch made $1.28 billion in the last quarter of 2009. Budweiser remains the market leader in the US and Brazil.
Sure some people will say it had nothing to do with [...]


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		<link>http://www.theslowbleed.com/economy/budweiser-wins-in-poor-economy/</link>
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		<title>J&amp;D&#8217;s: Lips Like Bacon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here all this time I thought cherry flavored Chap Stick was the way to women’s heart. Maybe it depends on the type of women you are after but with J &#38; D’s new bacon flavored lip balm the possibilities seem endless.
It was one of the product “features” that got my attention: “Safe for vegetarians.”
Granted I [...]


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		<title>Do It Yourself Dental?</title>
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Disclaimer: First off, I am not a Dentist and I have never played one on TV (or any movies for that matter). So my dental skills are limited to listening to my ipod while someone cleans my teeth and talks incessantly about Matt Lauer.
I do have a Facebook account and I am trying to understand [...]


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		<link>http://www.theslowbleed.com/humor/do-it-yourself-dental/</link>
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		<title>Best Albert Einstein Quote</title>
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&#8220;We can&#8217;t solve problems by using the same kind  of thinking we used when  we created them.&#8221;
Keep the Godfather Caffeinated! Donate to the Diet Pepsi Fund.

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