It is a bird. No, it is a plane. No, it is a tablet computer from Apple. But wait, there is more!
The iSlate is more than a computer. It washes your car, takes out the trash, tells you instantly if your teenage daughter got knocked up by some kid that uses Microsoft.
And that just the beginning…
Imagine you are stuck in a salt mine. The lights go out. Things are looking pretty bleak. You are running low on Red Bull and Twizzlers. Furthermore, there is no movie projector around to watch (one more time) Armageddon with Bruce Willis.
Oh the humanity of it…but wait, I have an iSlate / iTablet / iTouch on Steriods / Whatever. I can just fire it up and watch the movie 234 times on the new, Alien Technology, battery life.
Thirsty? There is Ap for that.
Hungry? There is an Ap for that.
Want sex? Sorry, we are not rated for that…yet.
Today is the big day and Jobs is hitting the stage in just a few minutes.
Here are the basic “facts” (as I know it).
1. It is very cool.
2. You will want one.
3. It will lead to more Facebook, video watching, Internet surfing than you accomplished in 2009 (and who thought that was possible?).
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I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~ Godfather
Thank You- and thank god I don’t have a daughter, much less a teenage one to get knocked up by dastardly microsoft users!!
I have noticed that your “facts” on the i-thingamajig, according to the Apple people apply to all products rolled out.