It really was only a matter of time for online dating to be offered the services of the legendary Cyrano.
Why write your own lame online dating profile when a modern-day cupid can transform your life into something extraordinary and date worthy?
Of course, this trend does not need to stop with someone writing your profile or answering your emails in a wittier-than-you-tone.
Why not have someone fill in for the first couple dates?
Let’s face it. The first couple dates can be awkward. The pressure of where to go, what to do, the first kiss, the first time you – well, you know. Heck with that, send a stand-in.
The stand-in would then report back how it all went. Kind like a modern day The Truth About Cats & Dogs
The stand-in would look like you (only better)
They would act like you (only smarter)
They would make promises you can’t live up to (but then again, you would have as well).
Heck, maybe you could even skip the whole courtship all-together and just “meet” on your wedding day. Wait, maybe the stand-ins get married so you don’t have to ever miss a poker night or book club meetings….
Fine, I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~Godfadr
That is an incredible thought. I realize that it saves a lot of effort, however, I, for one, like the effort.