Before I look up Hillary Clinton’s SAT scores (I am most interested in her Math scores) I have got to wonder what keeps her in the race. I say “race,” but it has long since been over between her and Obama.
So, why is she hanging around long after the (Democratic) party has left the ball?
1. Continue to spend a whole lot of money on the campaign (it will stimulate the economy!)
2. Set herself up for her new show, America’s Next Top Senator
3. Staying on the road because Chelsea has never gotten so much attention.
4. She hopes to get the job answering phones at the White House (I understand the 3:00am shift is her first choice).
5. Her bowling average is improving.
6. Her campaigning keeps Bill from having “free time.”
7. She is banking on the final state to pull her through- the great state of “denial.”
*Added – it occurred to me after I wrote this post. I wonder if she will be like the stapler guy in the Office (movie) and still be campaigning 10 months from now).
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I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~ Godfather
Speaking of..where IS my stapler? That’s it, I’m burning this mother DOWN!!
FYI- you’re thinking of Milton (who on the flipside, played the big boss Mr James on the sitcom Newsradio, and the middle ground, nerdy old socially retarded guy in DodgeBall!)
God I loved Office Space! Do you think they’ll put her in the White House basement? Sick
Given her new found cred as a champion of the poor, working class (drinking, bowling, born in every small town she visited), are you sure you meant the White House and not the Waffle House?