Well, the rumors are flying around again.
I think today the masses gravitate toward any news or rumor that do not have to do with the war, economy, and impending doom. Take the latest news about the Apple iPhone.
Will it be 3-G capable? Will it have GPS? Will it be able to knock down satellites from your cruise ship?
Here is list of what we at The Slow Bleed have learned will be included in the next version (from a nonreliable insider)…sort of.
- It will most likely have 3-G so you can download your favorite episode of “The Real Housewives of Tijuana” much more quickly.
- It will have RGPS, designed to track and report any future iPhone rumors (the “R” is for rumor).
- It will come with its packaging permanently in place to better facilitate your resale value on eBay.
- It will come with its own cell phone tower (some assembly required)
- It will come with Bluetooth (an actual tooth – see your Dentist for install)
- It will come with a Apple army knife.
Of course a newer model will be announced four days after you buy yours. That phone will have everything you have plus one more feature that you cannot live without.
You will still buy one…
(Godfather’s note: don’t feel bad; I will be right there in line with you).
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I suppose this is where you look for some witty insights to my mind. A "bio" of sorts. Here is the deal... I ride motorcycles, smoke cigars, golf, kayak, fly, race my car through the mountains, write (a lot), and travel extensively. I am almost old enough not to care what other people think about me...almost. ~ Godfather
Better not try taking that Apple army knife through security.
3-G? What about 4-G?