Mom Sells Baby for Trip to Disney World

A trip to Disney World can be a once-in-a-lifetime experience…but you can always have more kids.

When a new mom decided, “I’m going to Disney World” she needed to figure out how to come up with a way to pay for the trip.

Turns out, ahead of saving money, a second seasonal job, or even a garage sale is….ta da…sell your kid!

Apparently that kind of stuff needs to be a bit more covert than throwing the kid on eBay or Craigslist. You have to ask around a bit.

NBC Philadelphia – A new mom is in hot water after selling her newborn son for $15,000 so she could take her other two sons on a trip to Disney World, according to court documents.

Bridget Wismer, 33, was arrested at her home in New Castle, Del. after she and the alleged baby buyer, John Gavaghan, 54, of Philadelphia, were caught on a surveillance camera taking care of the last bit of paperwork, according to New Castle County detectives.

The baby boy was born on Aug. 31 and according to court papers, Wismer didn’t want the child.

In early September, detectives were tipped off by Wismer’s grandmother, according to police. They investigated, but couldn’t substantiate the baby-selling accusation. In late September, police got another tip that led them to the place where Wismer and Gavaghan met to finalize the deal.

On Sept. 30, two days after Gavaghan had allegedly taken the 1-month-old boy home, police arrested Gavaghan at his Philadelphia apartment and placed the baby in foster care. Wismer was arrested that same day at her home.

Neighbors were stunned.

“I mean how can you do that,” said Iris Phillips. “Instead of selling, she should have given the baby to her sister of someone.”

Wismer held back tears Tuesday as she tried to explain what happened.

“My friend was helping me take care of my son that I just had,” Wismer said. “He’s always tried to adopt and I couldn’t raise another child.

“I wanted the best for my baby and he wanted the best for the baby and we did it the way we thought we were supposed to.”

Wismer and Gavaghan are both charged with Dealing in Children and Conspiracy in the Second Degree.

Read the original article here.

Oh, Bridget. If you sell the baby than how are you going to get access to the kiddy rides? People that go on those rides, without kids, well, they are just creepy.

On the plus side, she has since learned that if she lowers here standards to Sea World she only needs to “rent” her kid for a couple days for enough money to pay for the trip.

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Best Way To Understand U.S. Deficit Problem

There has been a lot of talk about the deficit and budget. How much do we cut? How much is enough?

This was sent to me and should spell it out, in plain English, in numbers we can all understand…….

• U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
• Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
• New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
• National debt: $14,271,000,000,000
• Recent budget cut: $ 38,500,000,000

Now let’s remove 8 zeros and pretend it’s a household budget.

• Annual family income: $21,700
• Money the family spent: $38,200
• New debt on the credit card: $16,500
• Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
• Total budget cuts: $385

Seems to me that a household would never be able to survive…how can a government?

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Concealed Weapons Course is Big Seller on Coupon “Living Social” Site

I have to admit, I have been keeping an eye on Groupon and Living Social Deals a bit lately. They are fun and I get some pretty cool deals on stuff around town I was going to do anyway.

Since they both have an iPhone app I feel more like an in-tune techie than an 85-year-old coupon clipping senior. In reality, we are one in the same.

This struck me as funny…look out Central Florida, there are going to be a whole lot of new guns around town!

As many as 603 to be exact. Course I have to wonder, how “social” are these people going to be?!

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Gibson Guitar Company Raided by Federal Agents

Ok, I will try and avoid the numerous puns that seem to be lining up in my brain this week as the Gibson Guitar Company was raided (again) by federal agents.

First, you would think that a raid of this magnitude would be for drugs (hey, it is a guitar company), illegal guns, or, at the very least, fake iPhones.

Nope, this raid was only about one thing…

“Got Wood?”

So much for avoiding the puns, but that is exactly what the government was looking for…illegal shipments of Indian hardwood.

It was not the first time the federal government stormed into the Gibson factory unannounced. In 2009, more than a dozen agents with automatic weapons charged into a Gibson factory and seized pallets of ebony fingerboards from Madagascar.

What the hell is a fingerboard anyway?

The fun part is that the Federal Government feels the need to run in with automatic weapons. It is a GUITAR factory.

Hell, just run in with a box of Twinkies and some decent Bourbon and they will probably open the books and give you a first rate tour. Sheesh.

I sure hope the people that make Tickle Me Elmo are not importing illegal stuffing or something. That strip search could get ugly for young viewers.

You can read more about it here for the NYT Gibson Guitar Raid article.

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Kiss Babysitting Goodbye

I suppose before I go too far, the words “kiss” and “babysitting” may be the wrong words to search for on the Internet. Anyway, stick with me a minute….

It seems that some political geniuses think that baby sitters are so overworked that they need some serious protection laws.

Just how grossly overworked are babysitters who sit on a couch, making out with the boyfriend, and consuming a bag of Doritos?

Overworked enough for some serious help. Here is a snippet of the Bill…

Under AB 889, household “employers” (aka “parents”) who hire a babysitter on a Friday night will be legally obligated to pay at least minimum wage to any sitter over the age of 18 (unless it is a family member), provide a substitute caregiver every two hours to cover rest and meal breaks, in addition to workers’ compensation coverage, overtime pay, and a meticulously calculated timecard/paycheck.

You can read all about the bill here. I am going to go tell my wife that date night is off for the next 20 years.

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Felonious Munk Video. Stop it B!

WARNING: This is not rated PG.

I could say it is rated NC-17 but then again, most 11-year-olds have heard this type of language before.

In the interest of freedom of speech, and that I think it is #$%! hysterical, I offer you this….

“Felonious Munk speaks on the economic state of America and why we shouldn’t pay our bills.”



*I have also been told that there is a chance this will get pulled by YouTube (language). Not to worry, if it does, I will gladly host it here.

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I Raised the Deficit, Now Where are the Elephants and Strippers?

There is a whole lot of back-patting, ass-slapping, high-fiving going on in Washington, DC right now.

Wow, really?

You did your job (and awfully late I may add) and you want praise for that? Come on, I paid my bills this month as well and I don’t see anyone knocking on my door planning a ticker tape parade full of elephants and strippers*.

First off, the only thing raising the deficit does is agree to pay for stuff you already spent money on.

Let me clarify that again for those in Washington that have a second to stop poking each other on their Facebook accounts and learn something.

The money has already been spent. The reason the default was so potentially dangerous is that you already spent the money. Pretty sure the American people don’t have the ability to raise their credit card limit AFTER the fact.

So, now what?

1. After careful consideration, your mom and I have talked…we are taking away your allowance.

2. Since you obviously can’t get along with each other, we are adding “Does not play well with others” on your report cards.

3. Most of you simply talk too much without any action to get things done. Your new jobs are ready, just practice this line, “For here or to go?”

4. We have employed a group of fourth graders to take your place. The decisions will be just as competent and they are willing to work for a juice box and a couple Oreos.

Walking around praising your “cooperative” actions is nothing short of embarrassing. You proved to the American public that you can not put the needs of the country ahead of your own. There was more jockeying for position than the Kentucky Derby – and a hundred times more manure.

*Fine Print: I can’t say for certain that tax payer money has actually PAID for a ticker tape parade with elephants and strippers…but I would not be surprised.

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