A recent poll indicated that as much as 43% of the people interviewed felt Tebow’s success with the Denver Broncos was due to “Divine Intervention.” I suppose that will be the same percentage of people I will piss off with these blasphemous comments I made up.

IF Jesus was to speak with Tebow the next day after the playoff loss, here are my top ten things I think he might say…

10. Stepped out for a couple days, did I miss anything?

9. What? The game was on Sunday? My bad.

8.  Ooops, Saturday night I was watching FireFly reruns. Man they cancelled that show too soon.

7. Dang, I wasted the entire second half waiting in line for a pretzel.

6. Dude, I thought you had this covered!

5. WTF? Like home field advantage would have made a difference?

4. Seriously, the next thing you will want me to do is actually play for you.

3. Sheesh, it was a loss, don’t go all Charlie Sheen on me.

2. Sorry man, I am a Packer Fan. 

1. Really Tebow, did you not think I had something better to do?

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Let’s say, You come home from work and find there has been a sewer
backup in your neighborhood….and your home has sewage all the way up to your ceilings.

What do you think you should do ……

Raise the ceilings, or pump out the crap?

Best Response……came from Jerry L. (Dallas, Tx)

“How bout we kick the $#@% out of the guy who broke sewage line.”

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Before someone drops a Cappuccino on Wall Street and starts celebrating, no, they are not talking about you. Occupy Wall Street and the Tea Party are not in the same category…sorry.

If Time was forced to pick the US equivalent of the international protesters, they might have skipped this year.

Course IF Time was talking about the Occupy Wall Street movement I suspect they would all pack up their bags, declare a moral victory, and head over to some big box store to celebrate (I mean you can only avoid evil corporations for so long…until you want something…like food or clothing).

Anyway, well done Time. For awhile there I thought you were going to pick the cast of Jersey Shores or Charlie Sheen.

You can read the Full Article Time 2011 Person of the Year here.

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Someone help me out. What is it that [Occupy] people want?

I mean, I love the passion, but corporations play within a set of rules they are given (for the most part).

Apparently we don’t want corporations to make money, but we still want them to employ lots of people.

Got insight? Leave a comment below…

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Godfadr Note: Would love to link directly to whomever created this illustration. Let us know!

What better way to celebrate the Occupy Wall Street movement than with a Pancake Social?

The Occupy Wall Street protesters are celebrating on Thursday to mark the start of the movement two months ago.

This week they are planning a “Shut Down Wall Street” breakfast?

Wow. Really?

I actually have to wonder what will be served.

Starbucks Coffee?
McDonald’s Egg McMuffins?
Maybe Einstein’s Bagels or Dunkin Donuts?

Maybe this will prompt the spark they need to…

a) Realize the irony of their movement and
b) Get a Life

As I write this I am watching the latest video released from CNN about the planned breakfast.

These misguided (or should I say “misdirected”) hard-core protestors lucky enough to be interviewed on camera were sporting such items as iPods, Blackberry’s, Laptops, Ray-Ban Sunglasses, GAP Sweatshirts, and lots of other creature comforts people built and sold to them.

Yea, F**K those damn corporations, the jobs they create, and all this really cool stuff I am not willing to give up for my cause.

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If I lock in my pre-sale order now, I can save…ready for this…$.03.

Let me spell that out…three cents.

Wow, with that kind of savings I will be much closer to the Mars Bar I have my eye on.

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It doesn’t change the fact I have an opinion about the whole NBA strike, but with a different focus.

As the players and owners whine about how many millions go here or there, thousands of arena employees and local businesses suffer – for some, unrecoverable.

No one cares about the single mom selling pretzels during the game. No one cares about the night janitor working a second job to put food on the table.

Have sports players and owners become so greedy that the fans and employees mean nothing? I think so.

It is not like, in this economy, the jobs are rolling in. I have a message for all the players…

“It is a GAME!”

Enjoy your time. Make some money playing a sport that millions of people watch.

Check your egos at the door and remember that others rely on your efforts in the smallest of ways.

People who will never afford one of your diamond earnings, jerseys, or cars.

You will recover the second you step back on the court. Some other people never will.

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Not that crappy knockoff stuff that they try and sell you at some fly-by-night stores.

I am talking REAL Brach’s Candy Corn.

Course I have been told that some people believe that candy corn might not be good for you. (Who are these people?).

It looks like corn to me. There has to be some nutritional value right?

So, what is your favorite Halloween candy?

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You know, you just can’t make this stuff up – I know, I have tried. Life is just stranger than fiction. Or is that more stupid than fiction?!

Really? Punching someone? Frankly, I thought that is what the virtual “Poke” button was for on Facebook.

Ok, here is the deal…

CARLSBAD — An argument over a Facebook status update resulted in battery charges for a Pecos, Texas, man on Monday.

Benito Apolinar reportedly told his wife that “he had so many comments on his status” and was apparently unhappy that she did not respond to the post.”That’s amazing everyone ‘likes’ my status but you, you’re my wife. You should be the first one to ‘like’ my status,” he allegedly told his wife.

According to Apolinar’s statement regarding the battery, Dolores Apolinar had hit herself in the face and hit him the eyebrow area with her cell phone.

He was observed to have a scratch on his eyebrow, said police.

A pretrial conference has been set in magistrate court for Benito Apolinar for 9 a.m. on Dec. 22. The bond was set at $3,000. Read the full article here.

Well, she was practically asking for it. I mean NOT hitting the Facebook like button?

Wow, if getting punched in the face is the offense for “not liking” something what happens if she turns down his Farmville requests?

Click “Like” already…I feel the rage building inside me.

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Not a “Hey, let’s make Grease IV or Rocky XVII” kind of desperate. No, something far worse.

They are looking at…

“Farmville” the movie.

Now, before I get too far in this rant, if you are not familiar in any way shape or form what Farmville is…consider yourself lucky, close your computer browser, and go kiss your significant other for the charmed life you live.

If you are aware of the popular game on Facebook, well, god help you.

First off, some people forget that Farmville is not real [ooops Spoiler Alert].

You are not really a farmer, you are not making any real money, and I don’t even want to know the details of how you “fertilize” someone else’s crops.

Anyway, I know Hollywood is desperate for ideas. Heck even Facebook the movie won a couple Oscars.  But Farmville?

It also brings up the question…

Will Farmville fans actually go to the theater to watch the movie or would they only pretend they went the theater?

I can see the email alerts now…

Susie sent you popcorn.

Ralph buttered your popcorn.

You sold an order of M&M’s at your concession stand.

Mary wants you to join her Movie Theater Family (wait, that one is Mafia Wars).

Please Hollywood if we can get Betty White on Saturday Night Live we should be able to stop this.  I will watch Message in a Bottle and Howard the Duck back-to-back if you promise not to make Farmville into a movie.

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