Here all this time I thought cherry flavored Chap Stick was the way to women’s heart. Maybe it depends on the type of women you are after but with J & D’s new bacon flavored lip balm the possibilities seem endless.

It was one of the product “features” that got my attention: “Safe for vegetarians.”

Granted I am not up on the vegetarian market (and please speak up if you are), but who knew that vegetarians have long since been craving the flavor of bacon to be coated on their lips?

Sure, bacon flavored lip balm seems to be the end all when it comes to a domestic common ground for meat-lovers and non-meat-lovers alike…but no. All is not nirvana when it comes to the meat flavored coating.

For instance the danger of attracting bears when camping comes to mind. Bears don’t know the meaning of “no” when it comes to casual kissing so the chance of them stopping at one kiss becomes unlikely.

If for some reason you are also wearing some sort of bacon scented body spray you should just notify your next of kin that you won’t be returning from the woods anytime soon.