I think I have to turn my wife in. I am puzzled about what action to take or even what entity I am suppose to report her actions to. You see my cereal has been replaced. 

I am a sucker for sugar cereals. Not just for breakfast, they make an excellent afternoon snack. Lucky Charms is a good stand by. As is Captain Crunch. I have to give the edge to Lucky Charms because you can have three times as many bowls before you destroy the roof of your mouth (Captain Crunch is a killer in that department).

Let’s face it, we need help. Detroit needs someone with innovation. You know, someone with new ideas. Let’s take a bad guy, give him some legitimate responsibility and watch the automakers in Detroit sore (or surf) to new levels. 

My nomination?

It seems fitting for Friday to be the day that I add these 18 puns to the web site…enjoy or groan at your leisure. 

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.

OK, this week’s stupid (or at least annoying) marketing campaign goes to Shure Headphones.

Shure is combating the tough economy by throwing in a free shirt for those that purchase their SE420 earphones ($399 retail). 

The shirt? Well pictured here is says “My Earphones Cost More Than Your (ipod photo).

Way to be sensitive to those that are trying to figure how to have a house for the holidays let alone buy pricey headphones.

“Get out of the rat race.” “Slow down a bit.” “Go to the country.” “Relax.” -  I don’t need any more suggestions thank you.

Tracy and I just got back from spending a week in the Blue Ridge Mountains and I, once again, learned I am not very good “getting away from it all.” I was looking for excuses to leave the cabin and head to one of the few towns within an hour drive. 

How bad am I?

Godfather Note: I really have nothing else to add other than I wonder how many toaster advertisements are going to show up on this page now! 

I don’t know who originally wrote this (it just showed up in my email box one day)…but I am having trouble finding fault in the thought process…