Newlywed Couple Spends 1st Night Together in Jail

From the newswire: A newlywed couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom.

Police told the Cape Cod Times that 22-year-old Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene tried Monday to run over the other woman and the woman’s son in a parking lot. The intended victim later told police that she had previously been in an intimate relationship with the groom.

Police say the couple married at Barnstable Town Hall and split a bottle of champagne afterward.

The bride was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Her husband, 37-year-old Timothy Keene, was riding in the car with her and was charged with disorderly conduct.

Both were released Tuesday. It was unclear if either had hired an attorney.

You just can’t make this stuff up. For starters, did anyone even notice the age difference in the marriage. I would have let the husband drive. He clearly has more experience. - Maybe she looked taller in the crib?

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‘Smarter’ People Take Naps

I have said it all along (April 2009). I am way smarter than the rest of the world when I wake up from a nap – and now I can prove it!

The latest study from UC Berkeley suggests the brain may need sleep to process short-term memories. Thus “creating space” for us to learn new things (kind of the Far Side equivalent to “my brain is full”*).

Ok, let’s hear it from the scientist…

“Sleep not only rights the wrong of prolonged wakefulness, but, at a neurocognitive level, it moves you beyond where you were before you took a nap” – Dr. Matthew Walker, UC Berkeley

I have always liked Berkeley and I figure this Dr. Walker guy must be a great napper. I mean he is really smart.

He talks about things like “Stage 2 non-rapid eye movement” and “temporary storage” – heck I am getting sleepy just typing his stuff.

Special Bonus: Here is the Far Side cartoon I mentioned. Click on the cartoon to go to Gary Larson’s site and go buy something. While you are doing that…I am going to go take a nap.

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China Pissed off at Dalai Lama Visit?

I know the Chinese government spends a lot of time reading my blog so I have to carefully craft a response. First, some quick details as reported by the BBC…

A visit by the Dalai Lama to Washington has “seriously undermined” relations between the US and China, Beijing says.

It released a strongly worded statement in response to US President Barack Obama’s meeting with Tibet’s spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama.

China had earlier expressed “strong dissatisfaction and resolute opposition” to the meeting with a man they see as a separatist.

It said the US should “take effective steps to eradicate the malign effects”.

Washington had kept the Dalai Lama’s meeting low-key to emphasis it was private rather than political.

You can read the rest here

So, what is the Godfather’s carefully thought out and executed response to China?

“Get Over It!”

There, we can all move on now?!


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What I Have Learned About Humanity and Politics

political candidate uid 111I get about 50 emails a week from Republicans, Democrats, and Independents. Here is what I have learned about the human condition, the internet, and politics lately…

1. Absent factual information, both Political parties (and their followers) make crap up. Absent new information, stuff gets made up at a greater rate.

2. Information does not need to be factual; as long as it is emailed to someone it apparently becomes fact. People fuel their own fears without any help. Emails should come with the disclaimer: “Some of the information found in this email is complete fiction. Read accordingly.”

3. Blame can be pointed to whomever you choose; actual responsible parties need not apply.

4. Educated people just may be more dangerous than uneducated.

5. If you are a television personality, just keep increasing the severity of your comments until you get attention. Ratings will increase and the bar for future inane comments will have been successfully raised.

6. None of the problems in the US are black and white; surprisingly though, opinionated people think all the answers are.

7. If I am to believe emails: all Democrats are Socialist, all Republicans are Communist, and all Independents are simply not knowledgeable.

8. Age has nothing to do with wisdom, some children can only go downhill in their viewpoints as they get older.

Did I miss anything?

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What in the world? TalibanTube

Fareed285In case you missed it, Fareed Zakaria had an interesting spot the other day regarding the Taliban. Although the focus of the spot is about their use of YouTube (and the internet) he did mention something I keep saying.

For a group that believes everything in the west is pretty much evil and should be avoided at all costs, they have no problem using the same technology they consider an abomination. By the way, guess who is hosting some sites for them? [Read more...]

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Obama Complete School Speech

Prepared Remarks of President Barack Obama
Back to School Event

Arlington, Virginia
September 8, 2009

ObamaPortrait285The President: Hello everyone – how’s everybody doing today? I’m here with students at Wakefield High School in Arlington, Virginia. And we’ve got students tuning in from all across America, kindergarten through twelfth grade. I’m glad you all could join us today.

I know that for many of you, today is the first day of school. And for those of you in kindergarten, or starting middle or high school, it’s your first day in a new school, so it’s understandable if you’re a little nervous. I imagine there are some seniors out there who are feeling pretty good right now, with just one more year to go. And no matter what grade you’re in, some of you are probably wishing it were still summer, and you could’ve stayed in bed just a little longer this morning. [Read more...]

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The End of Free Lyrics?

music-note285Besides some incredible music coming out of the mid’60’s a new trend emerged that was, musically, unlike any other. Unfortunately that trend is now in danger again.

I am talking about the record labels printing the lyrics with the LPs. Yes, I realize LPs are dead and gone along with 8-tracks, Cassette Tapes, and Mini-CDs. But how magical was it to actually know what was being sung?

The advent of smaller size delivery made it difficult to print the lyrics. So, a new generation was born.

To fill this gap Internet companies such as LyricWiki came along. A free service that would solve the “What the hell did they say?” question. Once again people would know what the artist said and for some artist, such as Pearl Jam or Bob Dillion, we wouldn’t have a clue otherwise.

But there is another benefit.

Having the lyrics available keeps some people from running around singing all the wrong words with authority. I have seen them – heck, I have even been one. These people need to be stopped.

So what is the problem?

Well, lyrics, like music and movies, are intellectual property. They have been copyrighted and you really are not allowed to print them without paying a royalty. So companies left and right like LyricWiki are being shut down for revealing what the singer sung.

Bummer.

Soon we may not know what Mika, Sting, or Dave Matthews are even talking about. Wonderful lyrics lost in the red tape.

I guess I will just go back to listening to “Who let the Snogs Out?” while thinking how to solve the pressing problem. Any ideas?

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