No Airport Screening or Pat Down? Then Walk!

The latest attack on TSA has me absolutely baffled.

There are a growing number of people that are not ok with the new screening methods TSA has employed. They consider them an invasion of privacy and potentially hazardous.

Ok, I get it…so you are ok with the pat downs as an alternative?

Well, no, they are not.

The same group is now screaming a pat down is also a violation of privacy and that they should not have to do those as well. Some people are claiming it is against their religious beliefs as well.

Excuse me? Religious beliefs?

I am pretty sure Jesus, Buddha, and Allah never had to go through airport screening, but what do I know?

These people feel they should not have to go through any screening but, basically, everyone else should.

You can’t have your cake and eat it to. This group will be the first to get upset if another plane goes down because someone brought something on board they were not suppose to.

Hey, flying is not a right. You can take the bus if you are not comfortable with the safety requirements to board a plane. Matter of fact, I kind of wish you would.

Are you really ok with the guy in line behind you wearing a robe, big jacket, or pajamas not going through any kind of security screening? How about we just sit that person next to you or your family on the plane?

Look, the rules have changed. If you don’t want to see Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving, don’t go into a department store. If you are trying to find more time in your day, don’t get a Facebook account. And lastly, if you want to fly without any type of security screening, get your own plane.

We CAN NOT continue to cater to a bunch of whiners. We CAN NOT continue to be “politically correct” every time some individual feels their rights are being ruffled.

Don’t want to go through the scanner? You have three choices in my opinion.

  1. Lose a few pounds so you feel better about how you look
  2. Elect for the pat down
  3. Walk

Am I missing something here?

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Can I Minimize Everything?

Begin Minimization. Sold Prized Sports Car

I am getting ready for a new “experiment.”

People that know me understand when I say “experiment” that it is usually something out of the ordinary. Not wildly mind you. I mean I am not packing up all my things and running off to Antarctica to study birds wearing nothing but a tinfoil hat (I ruled that one out).

No, I am looking at personal downsizing and I have been positioning myself (at least mentally) for this over the last twelve months – selling or donating small items. Yesterday I took a bigger step and started to get rid of bigger items – I got rid of my Porsche.

I am not reducing debt. In other words, I didn’t owe anything on the car. I am reducing stuff. And lots of it.

I made a list of things that I want to keep. Most of them are technology related as they allow me to stay in tune with the world as well as keep a whole lot of personal stuff in a small space (like scanning all photos for instance).

For example, I think I will keep my iPhone, Macbook, and iPad. (Can you tell I am a Mac person now?).

Tracy is on board as well (when I first wrote this I accidentally said “on bored” – probably just a slip up). I am sure I couldn’t do it alone (if so, I would be doing a lot of walking).

Not exactly sure where all this will lead. I may use this site to document the whole process or, as history would suggest, I may pick up a new web site and leave theslowbleed for my random thoughts.

This would have been an easy process at 18 or 24 years-old. Should be interesting to see what it looks like at 45.

At 18 you really don’t have anything to speak of. Either “stuff” or “intellectual history.” Not really much of a gamble to go out into the world.

I am reminded of Gandhi’s famous quote, “There is more to life than increasing its speed.”- we shall see Mr. Gandhi, we shall see.

So, anything you think I must keep or need to pull this off? Leave any comments below…

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Stay Out of the Doghouse this Holiday Season

I don’t get this video…seems like a nice vacuum cleaner to me….

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Charmin’s Enjoy the Go Contest

Ok, this scares me.

At first I thought it was just a funny play on words or, at the very least, copy that was written and published by someone within Charmin; just as they were notified of termination.

Nope, not a disgruntled employee. An actual contest that will really face off in NY.  Here is what Charmin has to say about themselves…

Charmin wants to create a movement where the entire nation can enjoy a better bathroom experience.
We’re calling it the Charmin Go Nation. It’s made up of people who actually enjoy going to the bathroom because they have Charmin bathroom tissue.

We want you to get behind our movement.

Join the Charmin Go Nation. Help us bring the meaning of “Enjoy the Go” to life, and spread the word throughout the nation.

Want to represent your state in the Charmin Go Nation?

Enter the Charmin Go Nation Contest. Submit a video showing us why you’re the best representative of “Enjoy the Go” from your state/district. Or, check out our casting locations to enter in person. Want to know more about what it takes to be a Charmin Go Nation Representative? Check out the Official Rules.

What’s in it for you?

Our Charmin Go Nation Representatives will have three weeks to prove they “Enjoy the Go” most in a competition.

The five Charmin Go Nation Representatives who earn the most points will win a trip to NYC to compete in a finale event for the $50,000 Grand Prize.

Ready to get behind the movement? Show us what you’ve got. But get your video in soon! The deadline for entries is 5:00 pm ET, November 7, 2010.

Still interested? Head on over here.

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Do Harleys and Ducks Mix?

Got to take a duck out for a ride on the Harley.

Now before you call PETA and get all worked up, it is just a plastic duck supplied by Harley-Davidson. The goal? Send 40 pink ducks out into the world and see where they end up (while raising awareness for breast cancer of course).

It was fun and the duck was surprisingly a good co-pilot (despite the continuing need to nudge us in a southern direction).

Once my duck (officially known as #39) cruised through the North Carolina mountains he was sent on to Florida to join another rider. That is the goal, take the duck for a ride, snap a couple photos, and pass him on.

You can find all the details about duck #39 (and plenty of photos) at the Grand Rapids Pink Duck Project on Facebook.

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Kajabi What? And Where Did I Get a Green Screen?

Ok, I admit it. I may have had too much fun with the new “green screen” for shooting videos. This was actually for a site (KajabiReviews) that I created to test some SEO ideas we had (the test went great by the way) but I think creating the video was even more fun.

So, what do you think? Should I  start doing these for TheSlowBleed or just stick to hacking away at the keyboard?

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Twitter Goes to the Dogs

People have been scouring the earth to determine that real value of twitter. Clearly Paris Hilton and massive get-rich-tweets are not the answer. But now, the solution has arrived…

Your dog can now tweet.

Using a device that attaches to the dogs collar, it tweets 500 preloaded twitter phrases each time the dog moves. With phrases like…

“I bark because I miss you. There I said it. Now hurry home.”

“It’s hard to tweet when you’re all paws.”

“It’s not the catching of the tail, it’s the chase”

So how does it work? Who cares? (ok, it hooks up to your wi-fi account and I suppose fido needs his own twitter account so you can get the play-by-play of your dogs day). Mattel needs to add some real phrases to make it interesting…

“Just ate your favorite pillow”

“Sorry about the carpet, but you should not have stayed late at work.”

“Guess what I’m licking right now?”

“New Poodle moved in next door…I am soooo going to hit that!” [Read more...]

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