Man Stabbed With Pen At Comic-Con. Is That All You Got?

What? Is that all you got?

Forget what caused the battle in the first place (an argument over whether one was sitting too close to the other). One thing led to another and well, one guy stabs the other guy with a pen and is hauled off by police.

What a missed opportunity!

I mean this could have been a great reenactment of the bar scene in Star Wars!

No lightsaber or photon death ray? What about some vaporizer you have been working on in your mother’s basement for the last 10 years as kids threw snowballs at you – always knowing one day you would have your revenge?

You could have stabbed him with some “hi-tech” pen only found in Bruce Wayne’s cave. Or an invisible pen that you developed as a recluse on some island prison somewhere.

Sheesh, center stage at the big comic convention with Stan Lee probably ready to write a comic about you…and this is what you come with?

Damn, it was probably just a free hotel pen as well.

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Pending Alien Invasion

Special shout out to the Aliens attacking Earth in two weeks. “gande ooka mu pilfor” (and remember our deal about Hawaii). Oooops, I may have already said too much…

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Glenn Beck Going Blind or Just Another Stunt?

Whether it is crying on cue or making up stuff about a politician, Glenn Beck knows one thing. To stay in the spotlight you need to be part Jerry Springer, part circus performer, and part salesman.

Glenn Beck says he might be going blind. The Fox News host told an audience in Salt Lake City Saturday that he’s been having trouble focusing his eyes, and a doctor said he has macular dystrophy. Prognosis unclear.

I used to think Beck had some decent ideas (his last decent book was An Inconvenient Book: Real Solutions to the World’s Biggest Problems).

Now, of course, he has just gone off the deep end, trying to create a mob mentality that will spend more time finger pointing than they will looking for ideas.

I fully expect Beck to come up with “My eyes are going because they can’t stand to see America being destroyed.” or something to that effect. If he really is/does lose his eyesight, that would be unfortunate, even for someone that spends most of his time wishing demise on other people.

In the end Beck is not unlike every other person in that spotlight. They discovered it is much easier to shoot at others than it is to look for solutions. If the other camp doesn’t have enough dirt on it…just make crap up – most people will never look for facts anyway.

I think adults during my childhood were right. It is too much television – regardless of which side of the screen you are on. At least that is the way I see it…

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Is That a Monkey In Your Pocket?

Belt Made of Live Monkeys? WTF?

Mexico arrests man with 18 monkeys around his waist? I have heard a lot of different things being smuggled…but monkeys?

Roberto Sol Cabrera, a Mexican citizen, was stopped at a random check at Mexico City’s international airport after arriving from Lima.

In a statement, police said Mr Cabrera Zavaleta had been behaving “nervously”.

Once he was searched, it was discovered that he had hidden 18 titi monkeys in a girdle around his waist.

After his arrest, Mr Sol Cabrera confessed that the animals had travelled in his luggage, and that he had put them under his clothing “to protect them from X-rays” as he was going through customs.

You just can’t make this stuff up…read the whole story here (not that there is much more to say).

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Monday Quote #86

Dear Monday, keep moving, the restraining order is in effect.

For a complete list of Godfadr’s status updates, go here.

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Best Seat Belt Advertisement Ever!

Great Video. Probably the best seat belt advertisement ever created.

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Monday Quote #29

Oh Monday. You are kind of like the fat kid from elementary school you never wanted on the other Red Rover team. – Fred Rewey

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