I can’t say that I fully understand social media. Granted I have a blog (here) and I do have a Facebook account (and Twitter, but that is a whole other rant).

I don’t think I know what to do with it, and I certainly am not making any money off of it, but it is fun to see that people read my “updates” almost more than they read this blog.

As you can tell by the list of 2010 Facebook (Godfadr) Updates below, it is not as if I have said anything worth repeating…and yet people do. ~ Go Figure.

Godfadr’s 2010 Facebook Status Updates…

*The ones in italics made it to my inbox, and I am sharing, but not sure where they originated.

Godfadr Oh Monday. You are kind of like the fat kid from elementary school you never wanted on the other Red Rover team.

Godfadr If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together; their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

Godfadr Painting the house. I realized there are only two key steps to painting well. 1. Good prep work. 2. Hire someone else. (I should have done either one).

Godfadr The new-to-me person that is supposed to cut my hair is wearing a hat. Is that a bad sign?

Godfadr I think some people need to get their Milk Carton photo ready…

Godfadr Maybe I should give Monday a second chance?! Nah, I am moving on…(post on Tuesday)

Godfadr Dear Monday. I think you get here on the “short bus” compared to how the other days arrive.

Godfadr Seriously. If you don’t want an honest answer, then don’t ask me a question. I think they have groups for the warm fuzzy stuff.

Godfadr The status update you are looking for is not in service. If you feel you have reached Fred’s update in error, please try again. ERROR CODE: WTF

Godfadr Dear Monday, this is no way to begin a week long relationship. Let’s just consider this a “speed date” and move on shall we?

Godfadr They say, “a little knowledge is a dangerous thing,” but it is also the basis of most opinions as far as I can tell…

Godfadr Today I will get some work done. I will not procras…..

Godfadr It’s Not Information Overload. It’s Filter Failure.

Godfadr ‎”I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.” – Mark Twain

Godfadr Is it me or does reality and the brochure not really match much?

Godfadr I am not going to update my status…you can’t make me.

Godfadr can’t figure out why all my friends and co-workers from years ago look older…weird.

Godfadr I think people accused of being “random” are just not letting the other people around them catch up first. You can only be as quick witted as the slowest person next to you.

Godfadr WTF?! Blocking iPhone 4 antenna kills reception. Blocking mic kills audio, and covering the screen makes it impossible to see the display. – go figure!

Godfadr It is ok to talk to yourself. It is even ok to argue with yourself, but if you start losing the argument you have a problem.

Godfadr If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy I could have won. – Mumford and Sons

Godfadr What’s another name for thesaurus? (old joke)

Godfadr By the time you finish reading this it will be over.

Godfadr It’s Friday. Paint chips and glue for everyone!

Godfadr Using Facebook to prove you have a social life is like drinking Tang proves you are an astronaut.

Godfadr I don’t really get all the arguing over the “glass is half full or half empty” stuff. Just use a smaller glass next time….sheesh.

Godfadr Have you noticed sometimes when you read someone’s status update it is a complete waste of time? They actually don’t say anything, they just ramble on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on…God I hate people like that.

Godfadr is not for everyone. Complications may arise. Consult your doctor to see if you actually have a sense of humor.

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