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David Returns to Italy from US Tour

July 9, 2009 By Godfather 1 Comment

FatDavidAs I get ready, mentally, for my trip to Italy (don’t worry readers, it is not for awhile and I am pretty sure they have internet there) I am reminded of this picture.

Sure it is all done in photoshop, sure it is insulting to those who live off fast food or are actually buying into the “collectable buckets” being offered by Kentucky Fried Chicken but…

If David WAS real and DID tour the US,  here is what he would look like. [Read more...]

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Bumper Stickers I Would Like to See

July 7, 2009 By Godfather 1 Comment

Owe

Informed

Watchtv

Doesn't Work

English

Ethic

socialism

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Why Sarah Palin Called It Quits

July 6, 2009 By Godfather 6 Comments

palin285Sure, you may be thinking, “Thank God,” I am really sick of her. If you think you have seen the last of Sarah Palin, guess again.

It seems both Liberals and Conservatives alike are confused by Sarah Palin quitting her job as Governor when she only has 18 months left. Sure there are rumors of bribes, financial irresponsibility, and newfound shopping sprees – But really, what Governor doesn’t have some of that thrown in? You at least finish the job, right?

Neither group can fathom why she would do such a thing although Conservatives hope she is leaving to pose for Playboy and Liberals are hoping she is going off on a one-way hunting trip. Personally, I think the pressure of seeing the Soviet Union from her window finally got to her.

In reality she is either planning for her 2012 campaign run  - nothing says, “I am qualified to lead” than quitting your last government job. Or she is going to go for her own television talk show – Jerry Springer has to retire at some point, right?

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Kids Have Tough “Detox” at Summer Camp

July 2, 2009 By Godfather 1 Comment

boots285Apparently some kids are having so much separation anxiety going away to summer camp counselors are preparing for special detox “withdraw” sessions.

Conventional wisdom might suggest it is normal kids have issues being detached from their parents but the situation actually has nothing to do with the parents.

Bottom line: The kids miss their stuff.

Many of the summer camps have a “no technology” rule. Meaning cell phones, Gameboys, PSP’s, and laptops must stay behind. This earth-shattering rule hits today’s kids at the very core. [Read more...]

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Air France Crash Photos? Not Unless They Were On LOST!

July 1, 2009 By Godfather Leave a Comment

image001I keep seeing the same “fake” plane crash photos going around the net. The latest is attributed to the recent Air France crash. Well, unless the Air France passengers were also on the pilot episode for the television show LOST, these are not real.

Here is what the email (this month) says… [Read more...]

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