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Fail: People On Food Stamps Have It Good!

Fail: People On Food Stamps Have It Good!

NO SOLICITING SIGN

NO SOLICITING SIGN

Of Course I Don’t Look Busy, I Did It Right the First Time! T-shirt

Of Course I Don’t Look Busy, I Did It Right the First Time! T-shirt

Facebook Phone? Better Get Some Likes First!

Facebook Phone? Better Get Some Likes First!

Dear Monday Quote #201

Dear Monday Quote #201

Dear Monday #200

Dear Monday #200

Vegetarian: Tribal Slang For Bad Hunter

Vegetarian: Tribal Slang For Bad Hunter

Dear Friday Quote #1

Dear Friday Quote #1

Stop Asking Google How To Get A Life

Stop Asking Google How To Get A Life

Sidewalk Chalk Drawings Banned In Colorado

Sidewalk Chalk Drawings Banned In Colorado

Dear Monday #136

Dear Monday #136

Now Make Me A Sandwich

Now Make Me A Sandwich

Cookie Monster Genius

Cookie Monster Genius

Klout Appoints Me Expert On Mothers?

Klout Appoints Me Expert On Mothers?

The 50 Funniest American Writers*: An Anthology of Humor from Mark Twain to The Onion

The 50 Funniest American Writers*: An Anthology of Humor from Mark Twain to The Onion

This Is What a Really Cool Dad Looks Like?

This Is What a Really Cool Dad Looks Like?

DogHouseDiaries Nails Siri

DogHouseDiaries Nails Siri

Dear Monday #237

Dear Monday #237

Mayor Bloomberg Thinks You Are Fat and Out of Control

Mayor Bloomberg Thinks You Are Fat and Out of Control

Failed Hummingbird Food

Failed Hummingbird Food

Woman Puts Gas Can In Car Seat, But Not Toddler

Woman Puts Gas Can In Car Seat, But Not Toddler

Facebook Renamed Face-Plant

Facebook Renamed Face-Plant

American Teen Movie Poster Oddly Familiar

American Teen Movie Poster Oddly Familiar

If John Has 50 Candy Bars..

If John Has 50 Candy Bars..

Are You Getting Croc-Blocked By Your Shoes?

Are You Getting Croc-Blocked By Your Shoes?

Reporter Is Fired For Stripping: Was Just Saving Gym Fees?

Reporter Is Fired For Stripping: Was Just Saving Gym Fees?

The Web Explained in Four Pictures

The Web Explained in Four Pictures

You Can Get A Head Injury Playing In The NFL? WTF?

You Can Get A Head Injury Playing In The NFL? WTF?

Secret Service Yanked? Best CNN Headline

Secret Service Yanked? Best CNN Headline

Please Tell Everyone On Social Media You Are Working Out

Please Tell Everyone On Social Media You Are Working Out

Why I Do Not Like to Donate Blood

Why I Do Not Like to Donate Blood

Revealed: Where Do Bacon Cheeseburgers Come From?

Revealed: Where Do Bacon Cheeseburgers Come From?

Best Trojan Product Placement Ever!

Best Trojan Product Placement Ever!

Sioux Tribe Sues Beer Makers For $500M?!

Sioux Tribe Sues Beer Makers For $500M?!

Even Google Knows You Don’t Just Walk Into Mordor

Even Google Knows You Don’t Just Walk Into Mordor

How The Poor And Middle Class Can Make Money Like Romney

How The Poor And Middle Class Can Make Money Like Romney

Top Ten Tebow Comments from Jesus

Top Ten Tebow Comments from Jesus

Volvo Car Designs Get Worse!

Volvo Car Designs Get Worse!

Change Your Life From the Couch?

Change Your Life From the Couch?

Best Alternative Music Holiday Playlist

Best Alternative Music Holiday Playlist

Best Response to Debt Ceiling

Best Response to Debt Ceiling

Time Names “The Protester” as Person of the Year

Time Names “The Protester” as Person of the Year

Dog House Diaries

Dog House Diaries

Best Siri Response

Best Siri Response

Will iPhone Join Occupy Wall Street?

Will iPhone Join Occupy Wall Street?

Iphone And Siri To Solve Economic Crisis

Iphone And Siri To Solve Economic Crisis

Best Cyber Monday Holiday Jokes

Best Cyber Monday Holiday Jokes

Best Thanksgiving Day Quotes

Best Thanksgiving Day Quotes

Occupy Wall Street Breakfast? You Are Joking Right?

Occupy Wall Street Breakfast? You Are Joking Right?

Really Big Savings At Amazon?

Really Big Savings At Amazon?